Roskhilde Releases Audiophile Ears Listening Accessory
Roskhilde Audio, a high-end Danish company of some notoriety in the audiophile circles has come out with a new invention that is sure to bring about some excitement and controversy amongst naysayers and yeasayers alike. Under development for three years, the new "Audiophile Ears" are presented as the most advanced listening enhancement product ever to hit the audio market since the invention of the transistor.
The Audiophile Ears are made of space-age polymers and each filter is custom crafted with a special molecular bonding process that enhances the audio that is captured as it goes past the ear. While your ears typically capture only 40% of the information flowing past your exterior lobes, the Audiophile Ears grab an estimated 240% more sound, focusing and filtering that information into your ears for enhanced audio and a truly audiophile experience.
Positioned as a "revolutionary new audiophile milestone in listening enjoyment and appreciation", the Audiophile Ears are a device that Roskhilde claims will instantly improve any audio system up to 200% without changing a single parameter.
States Roskhilde Audio President Soren Bernstorff, "Everyone hears differently - and this is what causes a lot of controversy in the audio community. When you break it down, all issues of audio fidelity come down to our ears, not the room or the system itself. If we can improve or correct for the natural problems in the ear, then audio fidelity will rise exponentially."
The new Audiophile Ears are designed to be worn by any listener and slip easily over the head like a solid hair band. The specially-designed audio filters built into the sides of the unit channel corrected sound into your ears in the way that brings the sound back to its pristine fidelity as intended by the artist.
"It's really quite remarkable" quotes Soren, "the Audiophile Ears literally allow anyone to now be an audiophile and have the same rears as the world's greatest composers, musicians and, of course, high-end audio magazine reviewers.
The Audiophile Ears are available now from Roskhilde Audio for just $1999 and come with a 5 year warranty top protect against accidental damage and premature filter failure.
They just changed the spelling of the word gullible!
The best part of this article is the typo!
Laughing my Audiophile Rear Off... *LMARO*
True. I think it's going to take more then that to get me some better rears.